I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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