The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
where are you?
Hypothermia
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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