White coat. Heels.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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