i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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