Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Come see our sink grown plant.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Every concussion has its silver lining
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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