the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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