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(586): View more from Michigan

Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

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(443): View more from Maryland

Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...

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(561): View more from Florida

6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.

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(904): View more from Florida

If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.

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