I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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