big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I need to calm my uterus...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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