Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm at about main and main street
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So here I am, sexting at work.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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