he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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