Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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