I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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