So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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