he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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