he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
What drink are we having for lunch?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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