i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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