The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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