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apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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