i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
