You're my little dorito
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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