**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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