So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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