my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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