We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i can't believe i had my finger in that
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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