Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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