Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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