Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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