she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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