whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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