I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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