I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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