Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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