I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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