They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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