whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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