We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Someone signed my nipple.
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