You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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