In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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