I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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