IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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