I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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