Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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