I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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