She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Randomize
