question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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