have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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