i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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