Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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