No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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